Went out with my daughter this morning to do her paper round with her. On the way back, I was amused at the house name plaque thingy on a bungalow we passed. It read “The Bungalow”. We laughed at how long it took them to come up with that name and the conversation and then we wondered if Mr. & Mrs. Bleedin’-Obvious had kids…

“Yes, we’ll call her ‘The Girl'”. “Congratulations! It’s a boy! What’s his name? Oh, right … ‘the Boy'”.