Metropolitan Police Brand Me a Terrorist!

So the Metropolitan Police have launched a new counter-terrorism campaign. Good stuff. From their website:

“Thousands of people have mobiles. What if someone with several seems suspicious? – Terrorists need communication. They often collect and use many anoymous [sic] pay as go phones, as well as swapping Sim cards and handsets. If your [sic] susipicious [sic] of the number of phones someone has , we need to know. Let experienced officers decide what action to take.”

Like shooting us on the tube, perhaps? Gotta love their dyslexia too.

Maybe I should stop going out with my two ‘live’ mobile phones to avoid being shot for being a suspected terrorist?

That Met. Police Poster

Fundy Mentalists

So Sudanese protesters are calling for British teacher Gillian Gibbons to be shot after children in her class named a teddy bear Muhammad.

A tad extreme?

Tell you what, as the ‘offence’ was one of insulting religion, I think they should protest for the execution of Muhammad Ali and for that matter, anyone else called Muhammad.

And whilst they’re at it, it’s probably best for equality to call for the execution of anyone – mainly of Latin American origins, probably – called Jesus…