Disaster Recovery, ezboard Style

A fairly shocking discovery for anyone stupid enough to still be using ezboard would be the news that should their Gold Community go belly-up, their request for the backup - remember them? - to be used to restore it to its former glory might take longer than they might envisage and not go as smoothly as expected either.

Take a look at this message thread at the ezboard Help [sic] boards before ezboard, Inc. deletes it. On Monday, 9 July, one of the board admins. reports that a banned user has managed to hack their board and delete its contents. An ezboard Customer Services employee suggests opening a support ticket to request a restoral.

On Thursday, 12 July, another customer reports that they have done that but had heard nothing since. Another admin. also says:

 ”I’m worried about the restoral as well. It says that we’d be answered within one business day and we haven’t heard from them. If nothing happens before Sunday are we out of luck because they back it up every Sunday? We just need some action fast before everything is lost and we don’t know who to contact to see something done about it.”

Later the same day, another admin. states:

“We have sent in a couple of restoral requests this week and have received no response. I would normally be patient and wait but to my understanding this is a time sensitive issue. Backups are deleted every 2 weeks. So if the backup done this last Sunday happened after the attack then we’ll need the backup from the Sunday before which will be deleted this upcoming Sunday. I have thoroughly read the Restoral FAQ and according to it there is no reason that we should not be approved for a restoral. We were the victims of a malicious attack and we have proof that the person who did this was not any of the administrators but someone else.

“I don’t know if this is the proper place for this but since the restoral requests aren’t receiving any kind of response then we’re at a lost. Even if you can tell me what kind of time frame it takes for ezboard to grant a restoral would help. Its just waiting with no word on what is going on is really hard especially with such a time sensitive issue. Please understand our stress here. We’ve lost 3 years of great memories and valuable writings and to just sit and wait with no idea of what is being done about it is hard to do.”

On Sunday, 15 July a moderator from the board writes:

 ”…It’s been almost a week, and we’re well aware that the longer something takes, the less likely it is that we’ll get any significant amount of data returned to us. This is FOUR YEARS worth of memories…”

Of course as it was a Sunday, we know already that ezboard staff aren’t working, so it take until Monday, 16th before staff issue a holding reply.

Good news! On Thursday, 19th the ezboard staff report that the board has been restored! Except it hasn’t:

“I think that ezboard waited to long to give us our restoral and they backed it up after our hack.” 

Oh dear! Never mind, just before locking the thread on Friday, 20th, the helpful ezboard staffer makes an implied reference to the forthcoming weekend (i.e. no-one working) when they say:

“Please let the techs know via the ticket that is open, exactly what is still missing. I’ll keep an eye on the ticket and remind them on Monday to take another look.
There’s not anything more that we can do from here, so I am going to close this topic.”

So I suppose it’s not that surprising that one of the admins. then starts another thread saying:

“Dear EzBoard Re: CHARMED’S DESIGNATION

“Your lack of professionalism, and compassion have cost us our board. We begged, we pleaded, we did everything but bribe you and now we lost over 1 million posts, and almost 4 years of archived talent and information that meant the world to over 500 people!

“We are actively looking at other boards, as ezboard has proved that they cannot be trusted nor can they be relied on.

“It’s amazing you people can sleep at night. But, what do you care? As long as we pay our yearly Gold Community price, that’s all we’re good for.

“Thanks for nothing.

“Oh, and thanks for a LATE restoral which caused us to lose even MORE posts.”

At last! Someone’s waking up to smell the coffee!

The next day (21st July - a Saturday!), the same ezboard staffer writes:

“You shouldn’t assume, yet, that you’ve lost your board. The person who needs to look into doing a further restoral has been ill. We regret that there has been a delay as a result, but when the only person who is capable of troubleshooting this problem is unavailable, there isn’t much we can do but hope for your patience.”

[Emphasis added] 

Sheesh! So when ezboard, Inc. CEO Robert Labatt says back in September 2005 that they have 14,000,000 members and 500,000 communities, isn’t it worrying that they have only one staff member who can sort things out?

That staff member, having returned to work, then posted on 23 July, some two weeks after the initial request, to say that he had restored their community from the correct backup.

Not wishing to gloat - oh alright then, wishing to gloat - with my ’self-hosted’ message boards, I can choose from six daily backups to restore from should something happen to my message boards. And it’s oh so easy for me to do that. Likewise if I didn’t know how to set up and install phpBB, for instance, my hosts offer a one-click install and upgrade for it. How pleasant!

Look, I’ll be good to anyone who feels stuck on ezboard or Yuku: why not go to DreamHost instead and sign up for what is basically an unlimited hosting plan (in real terms) with none of that 20 page maximum nonsense at ezboard.

And I’ll tell you what: if you use the promotional code EZSAVE50 you can even get $50 off your first year’s hosting. Go on! Give it a try!

Pleven, Bulgaria

So according to Superbike News “New Supermoto Era Beginning in Pleven“. It starts off by saying:

“With the FIM SuperMoto World Championship making its debut on the brand new circuit of Pleven, Bulgaria, a new era has begun for the sport.

“The former off-road section, which is now called sky, is covered with tarmac; this solution was never adopted before, but has already proved to be extremely successful.”

I just hope that things have improved a tad since I was there in 1996, staying in central Pleven. At that time, it seemed that tarmac had indeed never been adopted before, judging by the state of the roads.

I was staying in the best hotel in Pleven too on a B&B basis, except they couldn’t be bothered to provide any staff so there was no-one to cook breakfast. Or indeed serve it.

Of course things may well have changed post-EU membership: I still recall meeting armed mobsters in an office conversion from some flats on the outskirts of Sofia…

I’m Not Racist, But…

You know how people say “I’m not a racist, but there’s this black guy, an asian…” when telling a clearly racist joke? And the same thing pertains to disability. So you’ll have to forgive me (or simply move on to another blog) when I tell you that this made me laugh:

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Oh and talking of laughing at disability, a friend of mine who’s wheelchair-bound refers to parking spaces for the disabled as “spazz spaces” which I find very amusing indeed. I like her and her sense of humour a lot…

Apple iTunes Store

Now we all know that (l)users are very thick people indeed, so it came as no great suprise yesterday when an e-mail came through from Apple yesterday welcoming a “Stephanie Burke” - oh, the irony - to iTunes Store and saying:

“Your account is set up and enables you to purchase and download immediately.”

And that’s precisely what she then did: buying a load of music files from Apple’s iTunes Store.

Now if there were to be any comeback about the purchases (for example, if the payment method was with a stolen credit card or similar), I don’t really want the shit hitting the fan here. So I changed the password on the Apple account just in case and have now gone looking to find a way to close the Apple ID but to no avail.

Changing the password required me to click a confirmation link sent by e-mail to the spurious e-mail address, so that made me wonder why, when setting up the Apple ID, did they not require a confirmation link to be clicked to confirm the e-mail was indeed theirs?

That’s a pretty basic concept: for example when users sign up to the vBulletin message boards I operate, they have to confirm their e-mail addresses before they can operate their account.

Why doesn’t Apple do this?

And why can’t you close an Apple ID/account?

I have e-mailed them via their web form to ask…

Idle Chit-Chat

But not on Yuku.

One of the slowest-appearing and most-requested features for Yuku was chat. This is something that worked fairly well on ezboard and was a key feature as far as many customers were concerned.

So on 20 February 2007, it was finally rolled out onto Yuku to frankly mixed reviews.

Since then, the special Yuku chat server has been up and down more often than a whore’s drawers…

Then in April 2007, it disappeared for a few days whilst they tried to make it work better:

“The chat will be back in a couple of days.”

Still buggy, it was changed again in May and then disappeared again for a while in July.

And now, it’s down again. And of course, being Yuku from ezboard, Inc. when the server and chat system is up, it doesn’t exactly work for everyone either.

Now the chat system - when it does work… - is a nice feature to have and of course, there’ll be those who say “there’s no chat in vBulletin, so there!” but then that’s why you can easily add a rather nice chat feature pretty easily to your self-hosted vBulletin installation that doesn’t require a separate chat server (especially a Yuku Yoyo special) and that does integrate and work very nicely with vBulletin.

Maybe one day those poor unfortunates who battle on with that shower at ezboard, Inc. will wake up and smell the coffee…

Chav Tax Jollities

Every so often, I buy a ticket for the National Lottery, aka the tax on the poor and stupid.

So with my present degree of arsedness* being pretty low, I decided to register and play online. Here’s part of the confirmation e-mail I received when I signed up:

“Dear `Firstname`,

Thanks for opening a National Lottery Account and welcome to The National Lottery online service.

Your username is: `Username`. Please keep this email handy; you may find it useful to refer to if you forget your sign-in details.”

Yes, I’m sure that will come in handy… 

*the extent to which I can be arsed to do something